Friday, November 6, 2009

I had a dream.

I was driving my dads Lexus with my brother in the car. We stopped at the top of a hill to get gas. The area felt like Holladay. I began filling up and felt I was in a rush to hurry home, so I got back in the car and began driving away. 2/7ths of a mile later, I realized I did not remove the pump hose, and had torn it off and dragged it with me. I got out of the car to confirm. For some reason, Josh got out and stayed out of the car while I turned around to go back to the gas station to explain what happened out of fear of getting arrested. I pulled up next to the curb and went to talk to the clerk, hoping repairs would be cheap, as I don't have any money. I looked at where the hose ripped and didn't even notice that there was a crowd of about 20 people, all in a state of panic. I dismissed it. I made my way through a crowd and tried the door. It was locked, and there were people inside. 3 men with guns were holding a black woman in hysterics hostage. One held what looked like a machine gun to her head while she screamed. One stuffed very cheap looking jewelry into a bag. I went to a drive up window and talked to the third gunman. I'm not sure what we said. I ended up pulling him through the window and struggling with him for the gun. I finally had him pinned and yelled at someone to call the police. They said no. They were scared that the gunmen would kill the woman and people still in the store if they saw a police car. I called the police anyways. They told me they had already been filled in on the situation and told me to negotiate with them. The officer on the phone also mentioned something about being kind of a dick to them. I knocked out the gunman I was still sitting on and went to the door, which had been unlocked and everyone had gotten out, including the black woman in hysterics. I talked to the two remaining gunmen, asking what they wanted. They demanded only $300. I turned to the crowd and asked if anyone would contribute to the fund, as it was a small amount. I noticed one gunman was playing on a laptop. I pointed it out and told him I could paypal him the money. I was still under the impression the woman was in trouble, but she had escaped. He asked who would want to out their life on the line to make sure the funds went through. I volunteered. I sat in the place of the woman, calm as anyone there. Even though I knew the funds would not go through, as I had no money. The gunman put the machine gun to my head, and I felt the crowds astonishment as I smiled into the barrel of the gun. I saw out of the corner of my eye a silver handgun with a long barrel next to my foot. I didn't even think to use it. The crowd had set up 3 rows of fold up chairs to watch in the store. When the gunman on the laptop suddenly said something about insufficient funds, the gunman with the gun to my head turned to look. In that instant, I picked up the gun next to my feet and fired a shot at my gunmans head. I missed. I quickly cocked the gun and fired again. Right into his surprised face. I knew then I didn't really miss. The gun was filled with blanks. A blast of air rifled his hair and he laughed and shot 3 rounds at me. His gun was filled with blanks, too. I woke up at 7:14 to my brother at the top of the stairs saying something to my mom.

Friday, July 31, 2009

So I've decided.

Blogs suck. I'm twittering now. Much faster, more frequent updates and I'm gonna get a vlog going, too. Subscribe to my YouTube for the vlog. YouTube.com/rjtyork and follow me on Twitter for more frequent updates. Twitter.com/rjtyork

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Going on a cruise

I'm in the car right now on my way to Arizona to catch a flight to New York and then from New York we're catching a flight to the Dominican republic. The cruise will last a week and I put a funny voicemail message on my phone for anyone that tries to call me. I'll take lots of pictures and tell everyone all the cities I visited on the cruise when I get back cause I don't even know all the cities yet. Leave me love on my Myspace! :)

Ryan

Sunday, March 1, 2009

1984

I wrote a song a while back and called it "1984". The lyrics will be about our world today and how easy it is to be misled by a biased media and how little everyone really knows about the worlds issues today. I recorded both guitars with a crappy camera built into my computer. Enjoy.

First guitar



Second guitar

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Working...

At work havin a blast with the 12 hour shift that was given to me today. I'm missing out on a Bring Me The Horizon concert, though. :(

SOMEBODY GET ME OUTA HERE!!!

Friday, February 20, 2009

iPhone!

So I can't sleep. It's 1:45 AM and I just found an application for my iPhone that let's me post blogs onthego. So I might be posting a lot more than I originally thought.

I'm so glad I went with the iPhone above any other phone. :)

Thursday, February 19, 2009

FIRST POST!!!

I'm gonna try the new blogging thing. It looks fun and I'm sure some people might wanna keep up with what's going on in my life. So I'll post every week or 2 or whenever something big happens. Check back whenever. I'll post a different blog sometime soon full of random crap about me for whoever wants to read it. Until then, peace out.

Ryan